And there writes the ignorant Apple hater who hasn't a single factual word in his false to fact screed which is not based on any experience or reality!
Apple has never had a "five month" product cycle. In fact, products from Apple last far longer than do similar competitors products in the same niches. Apple's iPad is not selling as many as they'd like, because they keep working, year after year, and Apple keeps updating their software for free. Same with iPhones. Most iPhone users update on a two year cycle and SELL their old iPhone for enough to pay the initial fees for the latest, newest model! You cannot say the same about any other makers' phones. Apple's computers' average useful life is now running six to seven years before requiring replacement! Your ignorant claims don't match our actual experience. Ergo, Apple's products are not "schlock" as you further ignorantly claim, but rather very high quality goods, that last.
Your answer is perfect. It is the absolute epitome of the arrogance I expect from the lemmings camped out at the Apple store waiting for the latest color offering which makes their entire $10,000 investment in gadgets obsolete.
Next time you're in a library, sit down at a PC, and google "satire". (Don't bother to ask Siri, she's not allowed to answer it.)