Cleauseau reaches down to pet the dog, which nearly bites his arm off: "Nize doggie".... ARRR, ARRR, ARRRF!
"MISSURE, I sought yu said yure dog DOES NOT BITE!"
"Zat missure iz NOT MY DOG!"
371 posted on 08/08/2016 9:37:16 PM PDT by Jmouse007
(Lord God Almighty, deliver us from this evil in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, amen.)