Glad to know, it isn't the battery.
Posted on 07/29/2016 2:03:19 AM PDT by rickmichaels
According to conspiracy theorists, on July 29 the Earth's magnetic poles flip and all hell will break loose.
That is, Jesus Christ is coming down and pretty much everyone is going to get smote.
End Times Prophecies released a video online backing up their prophetic claims.
A description of their footage, which is basically a long stream of major world events cut together, says: "The bible states that in the last days, the saints of God will be persecuted. Christians have to be aware of the teachings of Jesus by studying His word on a consistent basis and Most prophecies explain that the end of times, end of days, End of humanity and the end of the world will be on 29 July 2016".
It does also attempt to back up the theory by using some amateur-looking graphics of a guy on a horse breathing fire.
A voiceover then states: "This is Armageddon News. In this broadcast we’ll discuss the second coming of Jesus Christ, which occurs at the same time as a magnetic polar flip and catastrophic global earthquake.
"On the day which Jesus returns, there will be a polar reversal.
"Revelations 6:12 says, 'There was a violent earthquake, and the Sun became black like coarse black cloth, and the moon turned completely'."
It goes on: "The stars fell down to the Earth, like ripe figs falling from the tree when a strong wind shakes it. Every mountain and island is moved from its place.
"The polar flip will make the stars race across the sky, and the vacuum created by the reeling of the Earth will pull the atmosphere along the ground, trying to catch up."
This is not the first time conspiracists have claimed it's all over for everyone.
In March, a number of people claimed a huge astroid was hurtling towards the globe and would wipe-out everyone.
Not the first time this has been promised. Back in 1968 SAGA magazine had an article on the magnetic pole flip in which it said the crust of the earth would then slide around until the earth reestablished it’s magnetic poles. There is no telling where we might end up on the new earth!
meanwhile, my compass arrow still points North. I will worry when it starts to spin or when North suddenly points South.
I used to listen to him on Short Wave! Is he still making those wild prophecies?
[and that you may be able to stand before the Son of Man]
Jesus is coming again. Better get ready.
JOHN 3:16-18
16 “For this is how God loved the world: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life. 17 God sent his Son into the world not to judge the world, but to save the world through him.
18 “There is no judgment against anyone who believes in him. But anyone who does not believe in him has already been judged for not believing in God’s one and only Son.
Yes indeed!
Somehow he has acquired a considerable amount of money, and has bought time on virtually every commercial US shortwave station, so he is now on pretty much 24/7 on multiple frequencies.
Do I have time to order out for my favorite pizza?
Level headed words of wisdom.
It means the CUBS WILL WIN THE World Series.
Thanks for the ping brother!
We’re very very close, but not there yet.
Acceleration Another Day, Another Massacre
By Bobby Blanton
“But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days” ( 2 Timothy 3:1).
The Bible warned us that society would degenerate in the end times, becoming as evil as it was in the days of Noah (Matthew 24:37-39). The apostle Paul, speaking as a prophet, said that the world would descend into a black pit of immorality, violence, and paganism (2 Timothy 3:1-5).
Jesus said that as lawlessness increases, “most people’s love will grow cold” (Matthew 24:12). Paul indicates the same thing when he says that people will be “haters of good” and that they will therefore be “brutal” and “reckless,” reviling those who stand for righteousness (2 Timothy 3:2-4).
We are watching these prophecies come true today before our very eyes, both here in America and around the world. The attacks are going to intensify, and it is going to become increasingly difficult for Christians to stand for righteousness.
HOW LATE IS IT? TAKE A LOOK YOU DECIDE...
This week we have been shocked again to another horrific news story, out of France:
... Islamists storm Church in France and behead Catholic Priest during mass, ISIS has claimed responsibility.
... Last night breaking news out of Japan, Knife attacker slaughters 19 and wounds 45 in a home for the disabled home.
...Yesterday morning breaking news out of Fort Myers, Florida ... 2 teenagers dead, 20 wounded in mass shooting at teen party in Florida nightclub.
... Day before breaking news out of Germany ... Terror strikes two German cities...German Mayor Confirms Blast Killing 1, Injuring 11 was a Terror Attack, ISIS claims responsibility.
... Germany machete Terror attack ... Muslim Syrian asylum seeker murders ‘pregnant’ woman, injured 2 in Reutlingen outside cafe
... Day before breaking news out of Germany ... 9 Teenagers Dead 21 injured in mass shooting “Attack” at McDonald’s and Munich Mall
... Day before breaking news out of Germany ... ISIS claims responsibility for Muslim refugee ax and knife attack on German train that critically injured several.
...A couple days earlier breaking news out of Nice, France...Muslim Terrorist driving truck kills 84, 10 are children, over 100 injured at Bastille Day celebrations.
... Day before ... Kansas police officer Ambushed and killed by Black Terrorists.
... Day before ... Police chief: Missouri officer ambushed and shot in the neck is paralyzed.
... Baton Rouge ... Black terrorist ambushes and murders 3 police officers injured 7.
... Dallas, Texas ... Black terrorist ambushes and murders 5 police officers injured 7.
... Orlando ... Muslim Terrorist murders 49 injured 53.
... Paris ... Muslim Terrorists murder 130 injured 368.
... Brussels ... Muslim Terrorist murder 35 injured over 300.
... San Bernardino ... Muslim Terrorists murder 14 injured 24.
Paul provides us with a spiritual mirror for end time conduct. He says we are to “deny ungodliness and worldly desires and to live sensibly, righteously and godly in the present age, looking for the blessed hope and the appearing of the glory of our great God and Savior, Christ Jesus” (Titus 2:12-13).
Jesus is our only hope!
Damn!
I planned on the end of the world today, called in sick, bought a case of beer and what do I get????
NO END OF THE WORLD, and my wife will come home soon and bitch me out for drinking all day while doing nothing but surfing the internet and watching FOX News.
This is becoming too frequent, and I am fooling nobody but myself thinking the world will end today.
I guess I should call my boss and apologize for cussing him out now...
Oh gee, I read this earlier but then I forgot! Is it still on for today? Seems like I should do something but I cant figure out what!!!
Last call by Microsoft to Upgrade to Windows 10
Glad to know, it isn't the battery.
And just when the Cubs have a chance to win the World Series.
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