Posted on 07/29/2016 2:03:19 AM PDT by rickmichaels
According to conspiracy theorists, on July 29 the Earth's magnetic poles flip and all hell will break loose.
That is, Jesus Christ is coming down and pretty much everyone is going to get smote.
End Times Prophecies released a video online backing up their prophetic claims.
A description of their footage, which is basically a long stream of major world events cut together, says: "The bible states that in the last days, the saints of God will be persecuted. Christians have to be aware of the teachings of Jesus by studying His word on a consistent basis and Most prophecies explain that the end of times, end of days, End of humanity and the end of the world will be on 29 July 2016".
It does also attempt to back up the theory by using some amateur-looking graphics of a guy on a horse breathing fire.
A voiceover then states: "This is Armageddon News. In this broadcast we’ll discuss the second coming of Jesus Christ, which occurs at the same time as a magnetic polar flip and catastrophic global earthquake.
"On the day which Jesus returns, there will be a polar reversal.
"Revelations 6:12 says, 'There was a violent earthquake, and the Sun became black like coarse black cloth, and the moon turned completely'."
It goes on: "The stars fell down to the Earth, like ripe figs falling from the tree when a strong wind shakes it. Every mountain and island is moved from its place.
"The polar flip will make the stars race across the sky, and the vacuum created by the reeling of the Earth will pull the atmosphere along the ground, trying to catch up."
This is not the first time conspiracists have claimed it's all over for everyone.
In March, a number of people claimed a huge astroid was hurtling towards the globe and would wipe-out everyone.
No but your toilets will flush in reverse direction
So I won’t have to pay my bills for this month. Cool!
It ain’t over until Brother Stair tells me it’s over.
By now there must be some in Australia who can tell us how the end was.
Oh great and I just cleaned my closet out.
Sigh, another Friday document dump is coming.
My compass still points North!
The story that toilets flush the opposite direction in the Southern Hemisphere is just another hoax. Toilets flush in the same direction everywhere on earth. (It's just that in the Southern Hemisphere, you're looking at them from the bottom up.)
;o)
It’s a good thing some of us still remember how to use a AAA map.
I think it has something to do with Windows 10.
It’s not my clock. It belongs to Yahuah. I am just translating his timing to the Gregorian calendar.
And to make matters worse, the forecast calls for rain on Sunday.
And I paid the rent for Aug!
Well, give it back, dammit!
I never thought of dat..!
:)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Check Craigslist, there might be some great deals on cars today.....
“Does that mean all our electric motors will suddenly start spinning in the opposite direction?”
Could be worse. I could own a Volt and be driving down the interstate when it flipped.
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