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What the HECK happened to Paul Simon? On now at DNC
7-25-16 | self

Posted on 07/25/2016 6:26:23 PM PDT by Anti-Hillary

Holy crap!! I can see that he injected Botox in his forehead. Did he use it on his vocal cords too? OMGoodness! I have heard fingernails on a chalkboard that sound better than this guy.


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To: Anti-Hillary

Between Silverman/Franken and Pail Simon, Megyn said “we’re having testicle difficulties”. Oops. 22 mins into her show. Check it out.
And Simon was aweful.


41 posted on 07/25/2016 6:41:01 PM PDT by hh9999
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To: StormEye

He never did have much of a voice. He so resented Art Garfunkel, but as a solo act Paul Simon was never much to get excited about.


42 posted on 07/25/2016 6:42:01 PM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: Anti-Hillary

By tomorrow he will forget he was at the DNC convention, and complain about some old man stealing his song.


43 posted on 07/25/2016 6:42:04 PM PDT by heights
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To: Anti-Hillary

The whole convention is a bomb so far and in a mean way, beautiful to watch

Simon was horrible and the rest of the fools on screen nothing but a rehash of old worn out cliches ...

Pathetic


44 posted on 07/25/2016 6:42:18 PM PDT by jcon40
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To: Anti-Hillary

He sounded terrible. The Russians probably hacked his mic.


45 posted on 07/25/2016 6:43:21 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Anti-Hillary

Just another entertaining contributor to the party of has beens, wannabes, and most importantly female vaginas which nobody wants. A very sad state of affairs.


46 posted on 07/25/2016 6:44:17 PM PDT by Toespi
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To: Anti-Hillary

HE WAS HORRIBLE. I WAS STUNNED THAT HE SANG ( SO POORLY) “ BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS” ,, IT WAS horrible!! THERE IS NO BRIDGE !! GO TRUMP!! There is a little diddy on my tagline. Let that faggot sing that.


47 posted on 07/25/2016 6:44:22 PM PDT by WENDLE (UI)
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To: Cats Pajamas

Here’s a little ditty he wrote about the perv priest in Boston, back in the 70s:

The mama pajama rolled out of bed
And she ran to the police station
When Ihe papa found out he began to shout
And he started the investigation

It’s against the law
It was against the law
What the mama saw
It was against the law

The mama looked down and spit on the ground
Everytime my name gets mentioned
The papa said oy if I get that boy
I’m gonna stick him in the house of detention
Well I’m on my way
I don’t know where I’m going
I’m on my way I’m taking my time
But I don’t know where
Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schootyard
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard

In a couple of days they come and
Take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest
Come to get me released
We was all on the cover of Newsweek
And I’m on my way
I don’t know where I’m going
I’m on my way I’m taking my time
But I don’t know where
Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard


48 posted on 07/25/2016 6:44:34 PM PDT by dangus
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To: StormEye

He never did have much of a voice. He so resented Art Garfunkel, but as a solo act Paul Simon was never much to get excited about.


49 posted on 07/25/2016 6:44:36 PM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: freedomjusticeruleoflaw

No, he’s referring to the DNC email on Bernie Sanders where they wanted to put out this press release saying Sanders is an atheist in an attempt I assume to turn off his Jewish voters, which i have no doubt Hillary was behind.


50 posted on 07/25/2016 6:44:54 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (By His wounds we are healed.)
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To: avenir

Holy crap. Too much makeup and silica gel. He murdered Bridge Over Troubled Water with a little help from that lousy piano player.


51 posted on 07/25/2016 6:45:22 PM PDT by fivecatsandadog ( Human error: allowing Muslims to be pilots, engineers, chefs, mechanics, and presidents.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

He sounded like crap just like the broad he’s following.


52 posted on 07/25/2016 6:45:32 PM PDT by Lent
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To: Billthedrill

#28 Tell them it was Hillary’s sister.


53 posted on 07/25/2016 6:45:42 PM PDT by VRWCarea51 (The Original 1998 Version)
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To: dfwgator

This sounds like the SNL episode when he had to pay up for his deal with the devil...and spend eternity listening to S&G music elevator style.

Really terrible.


54 posted on 07/25/2016 6:46:01 PM PDT by rottndog ('Live Free Or Die' Ain't just words on a bumber sticker...or a tagline.)
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To: Anti-Hillary

Years of smoking weed. There is a singer named Melanie from the late 60s and early 70s who had a beautiful voice and absolutely ruined it by smoking both kinds of cigarettes. Her voice is now more gravely than Brian Doyle-Murray.


55 posted on 07/25/2016 6:46:06 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is always just one or a thousand or a million more murders away from utopia.)
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oops sorry, my browser got hung up....


56 posted on 07/25/2016 6:46:38 PM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: stars & stripes forever

He wasn’t singing in any key. He was flat. And no matter what key it was played in he couldn’t have done it. He doesn’t have a one octave range. Without Art...well, this is what he sounds like.

And all those tone deaf democrats swaying to the music and singing along tells me all I need to know about those idiots.


57 posted on 07/25/2016 6:47:56 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican ("...if it is of God, you cannot overthrow it..." Acts 5:39)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
I hope they have it on Youtube.

Here you go. He actually doesn't look too bad, though he sounded like crap. In fairness, Art sang the original version of BOTW.

58 posted on 07/25/2016 6:48:24 PM PDT by KevinB (Barack Obama: Our first black, gay, Kenyan, Socialist, Muslim president!)
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To: mancini

Thought he was pretty good with Chevy Chase in “You can call me Al”...


59 posted on 07/25/2016 6:48:49 PM PDT by ripnbang ("An armed man is a citizen, an unarmed man a subject)
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To: stars & stripes forever

He has no vocal range.


60 posted on 07/25/2016 6:48:59 PM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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