Back in High School I played drums in a three-piece blues/rock group...Bent Reefer.
Back in 1981, our band was called “Alexis”. Hence, my screen name. We played metal and classic rock.
Grew up a couple of miles north of James Hetfield.
Other suggestions:
Petit Mal Seizure - in honor of madame secretary’s episode yesterday.
Head Crash - in honor of my career in computer disk storage.
Booleans - psuedonym for my very, very short venture into country music.
Or , how about :
The Bu##Cracks
Stuck Zippers