[Rusty0604]

Funny picture of cat sitting on wall directing gunfight, and funny commentary. Sorry I haven't mastered posting pictures.

[SMGFan]

“But whose side is it on?”
Whoever will feed him.

[Spirit of Liberty]

[Mears]

Istanbul has many street cats-—and they are very well treated.

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[blueunicorn6]

Combat Cat says, “When was the last time you cleaned this weapon? It’s filthy! My cat box is cleaner than this!”

[Gadsden1st]

I figure the cat understood the “Military” was a big bluff.

Cats tend to ignore bluster and bluff.

[blueunicorn6]

“Combat Cat says, “Extend the stock and use it, Alice. I’ve seen you on the range. You can’t even hit the sky.”

[blueunicorn6]

Combat Cat says, “Where’s your helmet, Alice? Oh, that’s right, for you, the head isn’t vital. Why don’t you just paint a bullseye on your forehead and the rest of us can start betting on how long it takes for someone to drill a vent in your head?”

[blueunicorn6]

Combat Cats says, “Are you praying or are you shooting? I’ve seen you shoot. You should be praying.”

[blueunicorn6]

Combat Cat says, “For crying out loud, Lenny. Do you see where my nose is? That round thing in front of my nose is what you look through to aim. You’re looking at my ear. The only thing you’ll hit by looking at my ear is a frying pan ‘cause we’re gonna make you a cook.”

[onedoug]

...ping....

[anton]

Cat says: “

These dweebs are just posing with those guns. If there had been any gunfire in the last hour, you couldn’t find me with Sherlock Holmes on your team.”