Sorry, I must admit that on the way home from work last night I started early and had some road-rage. But dammit, the left lane is for PASSING. Oh, and there’s this lever on the steering column - it’s called the TURN SIGNAL, look into it! And that guy swerving into my lane - get off the phone and pay the hell attention!
Hmmm... maybe I should switch to decaf.
You need to hire a chauffeur. You can pay him with all the money you saved by signing up for Obamacare.