It’s hard to understand that, Mr. K, since we’ve been here, in one form or another, since 2004.
Welcome to the Undead Thread, aka, The Flying Castle. The history of the thread can be found on Nicknamedbob’s home page, if you want to spend a day reading some good science fiction!
We really like newcomers, but they don’t last long. They often get lost in the Lower Levels or the Zombies feed them to the basilisk. Those that survive are usually our Best FRiends Forever! So, again, Welcome!
Don’t worry too much about being fed to the basilisk. It’s happened to me at least 3 times. It sounds worse than it is.