[NoCmpromiz]

I will probably need to break down and buy Tipton T. Longcat his own computer chair. He is upping his game of lying in wait until he hears me stand up. I see a streak of black and a pounce type sound and I turn to see...

This.

[Tax-chick]

I think that cat wants to sit there. I had to buy two specially-chosen short-person chairs for my 50th birthday because Shannon assumed command of the first one before I could sit even once.