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Hamptons Mansion Defiled By A Thousand Condom-Flinging Airbnb Guests, Hedge Funder Fired
Gothamis ^ | July 7, 2016 | Miranda Katz

Posted on 07/07/2016 2:20:53 PM PDT by Oratam

Manhattan hedge fund bro Brett Barna allegedly took it upon himself to trash a $20 million mansion with his annual, unfortunately-dubbed #Sprayathon party.

There were 1,000 guests in attendance. There were "scores of bikini-clad women and costumed gun-toting midgets," according to the NY Post.

Barna apparently name-dropped his boss, billionaire hedge fund manager Louis Bacon, when booking the Airbnb, and implied the event would have something to do with the Robin Hood Foundation.

Regardless of what charity the party was purportedly supporting, the property owner said that "the only animals there were the people, a thousand of them." He told the Post: "They drowned themselves in Champagne, they had midgets they threw in the pool, they broke into the house, trashed the furniture, art was stolen, we found used condoms. So many people were there that the concrete around the pool crumbled and fell into the water. It was like ‘Jersey Shore’ meets a frat party. We are preparing a massive lawsuit."

(Excerpt) Read more at gothamist.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Travel
KEYWORDS: barna; douche; entitlement; hamptons; sprayathon
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To: Tax-chick

I’m envisioning a sort of sombrero to hold the chips, with an indented top for salsa, or is that stereotyping?


41 posted on 07/07/2016 2:52:46 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Tax-chick
Right now, I can’t imagine the circumstances under which I would want to rent a midget

To clean the crawlspace.

42 posted on 07/07/2016 2:52:47 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tax-chick

Stop it, you’re killing me.

5.56mm


43 posted on 07/07/2016 2:53:34 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Tax-chick

“It’s a little decadent, but...”

I see what you did there.


44 posted on 07/07/2016 2:57:51 PM PDT by mumblypeg (Make America Sane Again.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

We don’t have a crawlspace, but if we did, Frank could do it. He can also get into a house through the dog door, if necessary.


45 posted on 07/07/2016 3:01:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: RegulatorCountry

The basic design of a chips-and-sauce (or vegetables and dip) tray is sombrero-like.


46 posted on 07/07/2016 3:02:24 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: mumblypeg

;-).


47 posted on 07/07/2016 3:02:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: Oratam

One very bizarre consequence of the Fed’s 8 year easy money policy?


48 posted on 07/07/2016 3:02:50 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Oratam
One helluva party.


49 posted on 07/07/2016 3:03:19 PM PDT by Oratam
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To: Tax-chick
He can also get into a house through the dog door, if necessary.

An underrated way of gaining extra income.

50 posted on 07/07/2016 3:04:43 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tax-chick

It’s a lot more personable than putting a chips-and-dip tray on a stick and mounting it on a Roomba, you must admit.


51 posted on 07/07/2016 3:06:14 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Oratam

I think I see a costumed, gun-toting midget on the second level deck, down at the far end of the house by the octagonal tower, looks a little like a Jedi Knight.


52 posted on 07/07/2016 3:09:40 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Oratam

I know a guy who was at this party. I asked him if the coverage was over-hyped or under-hyped to protect the people who were there. He said under.


53 posted on 07/07/2016 3:09:55 PM PDT by Callahan
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To: Oratam

Sometimes, Joel, you just have to say “what the f*ck”


54 posted on 07/07/2016 3:12:03 PM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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To: PlateOfShrimp

I think you may be much too influenced by 80’s movies.


55 posted on 07/07/2016 3:23:10 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Tax-chick

“Hello. Midgets-to-Go, where no job is too small. How may I direct your call?”


56 posted on 07/07/2016 3:24:24 PM PDT by Flick Lives (TRIGGER WARNING - Posts may require application of sarcasm filter)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Quite.


57 posted on 07/07/2016 3:26:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: Flick Lives

LOL!


58 posted on 07/07/2016 3:31:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: Oratam

I’d pass since I’m not a joiner and don’t care for loud obnoxious crowds.


59 posted on 07/07/2016 3:31:51 PM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: RegulatorCountry

I think I see a costumed, gun-toting midget on the second level deck...


Spot the midget. That’s always a fun party game.


60 posted on 07/07/2016 3:32:27 PM PDT by Flick Lives (TRIGGER WARNING - Posts may require application of sarcasm filter)
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