Star Fag?
Hurl, you will.
The Captain will be an HIV Positive Transexual Transpecies Vulcan Male that think’s he’s an Andorian female, Ru Paulvok. The name of the ship will be the USS Leningrad. Worf will make a cameo, he’s currently in relationship with a Tribble. Instead of phasers the ship will fire daisy petals, flower power. Warp drive is bad for the environment so the ship will mostly putter around our own solar system. It would study black holes, but that would be racist. And it will still be better than most of Voyager and the first 2 seasons of Enterprise, maybe.