To: T-Bird45
If I was flying all alone in a Delta airliner, I’d have tried to start an orgy with the hot stewardesses.
8 posted on
06/24/2016 3:26:10 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
To: Lazamataz
You have obviously not flown Delta in about 30 years.
BTW, this happened to me once on a Southwest flight at the kick off of the invasion of Iraq in Operation Desert Storm.
Only passenger on an empty flight . Everyone else cancelled due to terrorism concerns
And yes, the Stews were very attractive on that flight
17 posted on
06/24/2016 3:55:47 AM PDT by
rdcbn
("If what has happened here is not treason, it is its first cousin." Zell Milleraereh)
To: Lazamataz
Aren’t they all mostly gay now?
To: Lazamataz
My gosh! Have ya SEEN a “hot stewardess” in the last 30 years? They’re “attendants” now, and either post-menopausal or homosexual.
29 posted on
06/24/2016 4:47:21 AM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(Trump loves America and will protect the people who live here first, last and always. - Coulter)
To: Lazamataz
If I was flying all alone in a Delta airliner, Id have tried to start an orgy with the hot stewardesses. I'm sure the cabin crew would have been eager to oblige.
![](http://cdn1.matadornetwork.com/blogs/1/2015/03/638339027_858364977b_o-940x629.jpg)
30 posted on
06/24/2016 4:54:26 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Lazamataz
Id have tried to start an orgy with the hot stewardesses.I fly fairly often for business and I can tell you that 'hot stewardesses' are a relic from the past. Sadly, an extinct species. They've largely been replaced by mostly gay men.
34 posted on
06/24/2016 5:23:35 AM PDT by
pgkdan
(The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
To: Lazamataz
Laz in action:
![](http://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stewardess-2.jpg)
50 posted on
06/24/2016 6:03:45 AM PDT by
Bratch
To: Lazamataz
“hot stewardesses.”
Haven’t flown in a while, have you?
59 posted on
06/24/2016 6:51:07 AM PDT by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
To: Lazamataz
So you have hit them all, then?
61 posted on
06/24/2016 7:26:46 AM PDT by
day10
(You'll get nothing and like it!)
To: Lazamataz
Apparently you haven’t flown on US airlines in a while. Most Flight Attendants are homo guys or old women. Yes, there’s the occasional young, hot thing, but they are usually on the feeders and get burned out quickly.
To: Lazamataz
...Id have tried to start an orgy with the hot stewardesses.Hey you sexist, they're FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, and about a quarter of them are male homosexuals! Get with it!
67 posted on
06/24/2016 8:35:34 AM PDT by
JimRed
(Is it 1776 yet? TERM LIMITS, now and forever! Build the Wall, NOW!)
To: Lazamataz
![Image and video hosting by TinyPic](http://i67.tinypic.com/2zq62qg.jpg)
"We are so up for it, Laz."
![Image and video hosting by TinyPic](http://i66.tinypic.com/9bk7xu.jpg)
"Did someone say orgy???"
![Image and video hosting by TinyPic](http://i67.tinypic.com/359gw9j.jpg)
"I offer a whole variety of snacking experiences, Laz! Come, big guy, and fly our friendly skies!"
74 posted on
06/25/2016 9:03:11 AM PDT by
Yaelle
(Make America Safe Again)
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