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On my way to see Lazamataz in Atlanta -- any words of advice or caution?
Self ^ | 6/21/2016 | USConservative

Posted on 06/21/2016 4:25:26 PM PDT by usconservative

Ok, I'm leaving Chicago to go to Atlanta (I know, I know, one murdering violent hell-hole to another) and see my brother Laz.

Any parting words of advice from all of you who know him best?

Should I up the life insurance?


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To: usconservative

LOL omg


81 posted on 06/21/2016 5:03:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: usconservative

Crud, I’m out of town this weekend, or I’d meet up. I live about 6-7 miles from Laz.


82 posted on 06/21/2016 5:04:29 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Redcitizen

Body armor and one dollar bills. Good idea. Pink Pony is pretty close. :)


83 posted on 06/21/2016 5:04:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: Redcitizen
A chastity belt sounds like a good thing to wear on that trip.

O
M
G!

84 posted on 06/21/2016 5:04:34 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Lazamataz

‘bout f***ing time you showed up .... late to the party again!


85 posted on 06/21/2016 5:05:13 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Edward.Fish

We’re not gonna be outdoors much. Not in Atlanta. Not this time of the year.


86 posted on 06/21/2016 5:05:22 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: onyx

AWE... (hug)


87 posted on 06/21/2016 5:05:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: fagin62
My advice to you is to start drinking...heavily.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

Wait a minute ... oh hell yes it is!

88 posted on 06/21/2016 5:06:04 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: usconservative

Oh. Did I mistake you for the brothers Grin And Barret?

By your somewhat Grimm reply you are brothers of a different sort and this is a fairy tale?


89 posted on 06/21/2016 5:06:11 PM PDT by disndat
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To: usconservative

Laz has probably scared them away already.


90 posted on 06/21/2016 5:06:51 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: dirtboy
Don’t make any set plans unless you want to hear the word “premeditated” in court.

ROFL! Post of the thread right there!

91 posted on 06/21/2016 5:06:51 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: usconservative

I was sleeping. Three hours sleep last night to create 7 Visio diagrams, and 3 design docs. THEN THE DIRECTOR DOESN’T EVEN SHOW grrrr


92 posted on 06/21/2016 5:06:59 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: usconservative

Bring a good watch...visiting hours are usually prompt.


93 posted on 06/21/2016 5:07:08 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: ifinnegan

Your presence on a good thread defiles it.

Please get pancreatic cancer, and on your dying breath, scream out my name.


94 posted on 06/21/2016 5:08:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: usconservative

Wear a cup


95 posted on 06/21/2016 5:08:38 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: disndat
By your somewhat Grimm reply you are brothers of a different sort and this is a fairy tale?

Laz and I are non-genetically related twin brothers from different mothers separated at birth and switched between inter-racial parents.

Which should explain why he is the way he is.

96 posted on 06/21/2016 5:08:44 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: FreedomPoster

I’ve been meaning for us to get together.

Sprinkles the Stripper misses us both. :)


97 posted on 06/21/2016 5:08:50 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: usconservative

The College Football Hall of Fame gets really good marks from a lot of folks I know, but I haven’t been yet. The Cyclorama is being relocated to the Atlanta History Center, so it is out. It’s awesome.


98 posted on 06/21/2016 5:08:52 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Lazamataz



99 posted on 06/21/2016 5:09:06 PM PDT by onyx (DONATE MONTHLY because YOU POST HERE! VOTE TRUMP, at least once!)
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To: Lazamataz
THEN THE DIRECTOR DOESN’T EVEN SHOW grrrr

He's an ass.

100 posted on 06/21/2016 5:09:26 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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