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Fight over fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe’s
miamiherald.com ^
| June 12, 2016
| GWEN FILOSA
Posted on 06/13/2016 8:59:14 PM PDT by PROCON
In this bar fight at one of Key West's most famous watering holes, it wasn't a spilled drink or sleazy advance on someone's wife that led to blows.
According to the police report, a fight broke out between two couples this week when someone, who Friday remained unidentified, allegedly broke wind inside Sloppy Joe's, 201 Duval St.
"The argument was due to someone farting," police were told by a man who went to the hospital for a dislocated shoulder after the scrap.
Richard McBride, 53, and his girlfriend Sandra Stoner, 55, both of Naples, said they were caught up in a physical altercation after the argument arose over a fart, Officer Igor Kasyanenko wrote after last Mondays incident.
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KEYWORDS: alcohol; fart; fight; florida; floriduh; trouble
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I don't know if the mods will find this thread humorous, but I certainly do.
Come-on now, how many of us guys HAVEN'T got in a fight over some aggressive flatulent punk?
Anyone?
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posted on
06/13/2016 8:59:15 PM PDT
by
PROCON
To: PROCON
Was the gassing incident and consequent brawl pre- or post- mealtime?
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:03:48 PM PDT
by
lefty-lie-spy
(Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
To: PROCON
you’re braver than I am, was tempted to post this
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:06:39 PM PDT
by
Mount Athos
(A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
To: Mount Athos
Ah heck, if the mods pull it, so what?
Just fun to see what stupid people are capable of.
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:07:52 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Americans First or Terrorists First - Choose November 2016)
To: PROCON
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:08:06 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: PROCON
Ever notice how many drunken altercations are initiated by some poor guy’s date?
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:08:23 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
ONLY you would put up a link to something like this...ROFL....
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:09:28 PM PDT
by
HarleyLady27
('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump; 100%)
To: HarleyLady27
Hey lady, farting protocol is very important to us guys.
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:10:58 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Americans First or Terrorists First - Choose November 2016)
To: PROCON
How did I know it was going to be Florida?
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:11:45 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(Make America Great Again!)
To: PROCON
Yes, I understand that, being a biker chick most of my life, I found that out...LOL...
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:13:51 PM PDT
by
HarleyLady27
('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump; 100%)
To: PROCON
To: PROCON
so much for a stand yur ground defense..
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:14:36 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
To: PROCON
Let me guess, alcohol was somehow involved.
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:17:54 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Larry Lucido
Too bad there’s no Seinfeld precedent here.
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:18:21 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Americans First or Terrorists First - Choose November 2016)
To: PROCON
You don’t get a headline like that everyday.
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:18:23 PM PDT
by
pke
To: PROCON
Yikes! I’ve witnessed some horrendous farts, some that’d make you gasp and run for relief but never one that dislocated a shoulder. :)
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:19:46 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
(Have YOU Donated to Free Republic? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: Larry Lucido
To: PROCON
Some things never change
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:24:58 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: PROCON
A former girlfriend sat down on the couch next to me and said “Eww, did you fart?” and I said “No, do you want me too?”
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:25:33 PM PDT
by
Eagles6
( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
To: PROCON
Toot, toot, Tootsie, goodbye.... ;-)
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posted on
06/13/2016 9:26:23 PM PDT
by
r_barton
(GO TRUMP!!!)
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