[Celerity]

I won’t expose my daughter to Disney. Which is pretty easy without a television.

The books are strange though. And we get tons of Disney gifts that she loves. Particularly Winnie the Pooh - which is a no-no in my house (It’s all about being lazy and doing nothing - avoiding goals, etc)

So we call the characters by their species. She loves the Donkey, but can’t figure out why the Bear is yellow.

[golux]

She loves the Donkey, but can’t figure out why the Bear is yellow.

Simply tell your daughter that the lazy homo bear is yellow because he's a commie honey-thieving gook. I've seen a few parent-child relationships: One day she'll surely thank you for keeping her from that rat bastard A. A. Milne's anti-American trash.