[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The first child can be born anytime. After you’re married they all take 9 months. At least, that’s what the old folks used to say.

While researching the family tree we found that grandma was born only four months after her parents tied the knot.

We looked at each other and finally my cousin said softly, "Well, I'm not telling her!"

[Tax-chick]

Never thought to look for that in our family’s records.