Whenever I’m on a diet the tempters come out of the woodwork. ;)
Never mind. Gettin’ buff for the Revolution. When I chase one of these Craiglist terrorists, I want to actually catch the m-f-er...I am going to win and win and win again! I am going to win at the bathroom scales, I’m going to win with the tape measure, and I’m going to win at overtaking an invading parasite with maximum velocity and extreme prejudice! I am going to win until I’m sick of winning, and then I’m going to kick myself in the *ss and say ‘Tough s**t! I’m going to keep on winning until America is great again!
And right after that, I’ll be on the street in a coma in a pool of melted alcoholic ice cream. Wearing a great big smile :)