How did we win World War II?
Do they lick themselves?
See Monty Python’s “The Mouse Problem”.
“What is it that makes a man want to be a mouse?”
“Well, I noticed that some of the lads started handing cheese round, and just out of curiosity I tried a bit, and that was that. Then some of them started dressing up as mice a bit, and when they got the mouse costumes on, they...started... sqeaking.”
While the pup community is a broad church . . .
I’m active in my church
human pups tend to be male . . .
I’m male
gay . . .
Nope.
have an interest in dressing in leather . . .
My shoes and belt are normally leather.
wear dog-like hoods . . .
Again, no.
enjoy tactile interactions like stomach rubbing or ear tickling . . .
Note quite.
play with toys . . .
Of course. My favorite toy is made by Clock.
eat out of bowls . . .
Cheerios, soup, and even ice cream out of bowls.
and are often in a relationship with their human . . .
I’m in a relationship with a human.
Six “yes” and only three “no”. Should I be worried?
So they self-identify as dogs. . . to use the vocabulary of the day. Does that mean they should have the right to urinate on fire hydrants and sniff everyone that comes their way?
Sick puppies, those guys.
I bet they don’t eat cat poo. Oh wait! some are GAY! Maybe the do practice gay scat with cat poo!
Do they also roll in horse manure? Or something that has been dead for several weeks?
What happens if one chases and catches a car?
Bestiality is a sin, and trying to get around it by dressing up as the animal is only a slightly lesser one.
And people who thought themselves animals were always considered more delusional than the delusionals who thought they were other people.
No matter how you look at this, these people are WAY out of the bounds of normal.
That is some awesome pathology on display.
um, no, you're not. You're bat-hanging crazy exhibiting an unnatural form of self-degradation. And, you're scary to children.
“We’re just the same as any person on the high street”
No, you are not.
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But are they born that way?