Kim Jong-un searching for a man to be his sister’s husband – any takers?

Metro.co.uk ^ | Monday 23 May 2016 12:32 pm | Harley Tamplin for

[BenLurkin]

If you’ve ever fancied marrying the sister of one of the planet’s most enigmatic dictators, today’s your lucky day.

But only if you are a graduate or student of Pyongyang’s Kim Il-sung University, 5’10 tall, ‘good looking’ and have served in the North Korean army.

That’s the criteria to be the future husband of Kim Yo-jong, the sister of Kim Jong-un and North Korea’s most powerful woman.

The leader of the secretive nation will personally lead the search for his brother-in-law.

He will vet the 30 candidates who all meet the specific criteria, the Sun reports.

His sister, 29, was elected to the nation’s powerful Central Committee this month.

A defector, who fled North Korea for South Korea, told the Sun: ‘Students at Kim Il-sung University had to step aside to make way for Yo-jong in the hallway...

[Daffynition]

[Louis Foxwell]

A fellow FReeper sent me this with a note about S K girls. Most of the Pacific rim youth culture is dominated by western pop.

[Polynikes]

Has he considered Craigslist?. That should be humorous.

[freedomlover]

Ahhhhhh the Hats!!!!

[Vermont Lt]

How about a soft 55 year old white guy.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You have to distinguish between places where socialism is imposed by outside forces and where it is home grown.

In the case of North Korea, Truman started the whole mess by allowing Russia to take over the area north of the 38th parallel and then China stuck their fingers in. This was after Japan left Korea in ruins with their thirty some years of occupation.

If you really want to be a bit rough on someone, North Korea owes its continuing existence to Charles Willoughby who dismissed the intelligence that the Chinese army was entering the Korean war.

North Korea is China's lapdog, when they tell him Bow-Wow he says Arf.

[hoagy62]

Pardon me, but...woof.

[cloudmountain]

You have to distinguish between places where socialism is imposed by outside forces and where it is home grown.

Communism is an unnatural as homo/bisexuality.
The "nanny" state does NO ONE any good.
Better to have a HAND UP than a HAND OUT as communism breeds dependency on mommy-gubmin.

[BlueLancer]

I think this is right up Lazamataz' area of expertise ...

Would Laz hit it?

[daler]

I'd rather take my chances with Charlene Darling.

Nicer, more accommodating kin.

[dfwgator]

She's no Jun Ji-Hyun, but not bad.

[ViLaLuz]

Dennis Rodman could divorce himself then propose to her.

[Heart-Rest]

"Lin Tse Gram" (aka "Oi Gaht Schlonged") is a well-known eligible bachelor who is quite available, and may be seriously interested in having such intimate access to the dictator Kim Jong-un himself, via his sister.

Here are a couple photos of that prized matrimonial catch that someone may be able to forward to the dictator, so he can take a closer look at this ebullient candidate.