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Why this man decided to become a goat
http://nypost.com ^ | 05/22/2016 | Larry Getlen

Posted on 05/22/2016 9:35:34 AM PDT by heterosupremacist

High on a green sweep of Swiss Alps, grazing with a herd of goats, Thomas Thwaites is on all fours — dressed as one of them.

“Sweat is dripping off the end of my nose,” Thwaites writes in his new book, “Goat Man: How I Took a Holiday From Being Human” (Princeton Architectural Press). “My arms are on fire, and I can’t really feel my knuckles, but I imagine there’s not all that much skin left on them.”

After months of preparation, Thwaites had finally achieved his goal: to become a goat. Researching their thought patterns, he learned that goats are most likely “stuck in time, not able to think about the future or the past much, because they probably don’t have episodic memory.”

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Interesting.
1 posted on 05/22/2016 9:35:34 AM PDT by heterosupremacist
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To: heterosupremacist

See photos at link, you won’t believe!


2 posted on 05/22/2016 9:36:25 AM PDT by heterosupremacist ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
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...better hope no mooslems are in the area


3 posted on 05/22/2016 9:38:13 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: heterosupremacist

So he’d feel more at home in the nanny state.


4 posted on 05/22/2016 9:39:44 AM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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In 2014, the 33-year-old British freelance graphic designer was in debt, living with his father, and sending out résumés to no avail. With so much worry on his mind, he thought it would be wonderful to “step away from the complexities of the world and have a lovely holiday, not just . . . away from your job (if you have one), but away from your very self.”

Oh, good grief.

5 posted on 05/22/2016 9:41:29 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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6 posted on 05/22/2016 9:42:37 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: heterosupremacist

Someone beat me to it: stay out of ay-rab countries.


7 posted on 05/22/2016 9:42:52 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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To: Doogle

...or someone self-identifying as a wolf


8 posted on 05/22/2016 9:43:15 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: heterosupremacist

Wow, this could be tough when he’s figuring out which restroom to use.


9 posted on 05/22/2016 9:44:23 AM PDT by Right Brother
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Does he use a bathroom or does he do it where ever? And which bathroom would he use if he goes indoors?
I am sooo confused.
10 posted on 05/22/2016 9:45:35 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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Well he did come from a nanny state, the Untied Kingdom. ;-)


11 posted on 05/22/2016 9:45:43 AM PDT by r_barton (GO TRUMP!!!)
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To: heterosupremacist

Psssst. He is not a goat, nor will ever be one.

I’m sorry to be so harsh, but this is biological reality.


12 posted on 05/22/2016 9:45:57 AM PDT by Tea Party Terrorist
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To: heterosupremacist

Should try his luck as a Tennessee fainting goat. Some screwy people in this world.


13 posted on 05/22/2016 9:47:21 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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But in today’s world, science and biology don’t matter, unless it involves global warming. However, I am a goat for tax purposes, goats don’t pay income tax

Think about it

This nonsense will end once it costs the government money


14 posted on 05/22/2016 9:48:09 AM PDT by arl295
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To: BookmanTheJanitor
In 2014, the 33-year-old British freelance graphic designer was in debt, living with his father, and sending out résumés to no avail. With so much worry on his mind, he thought it would be wonderful to “step away from the complexities of the world and have a lovely holiday, not just ...away from your job (if you have one), but away from your very self.”

What a pretty way to describe a nervous breakdown.
15 posted on 05/22/2016 9:48:41 AM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: PIF

OMG! Is that him?

My back would hurt so bad!!! I am just not cut out to be a goat.


16 posted on 05/22/2016 9:51:47 AM PDT by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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A sheeple?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeple


17 posted on 05/22/2016 9:53:24 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: heterosupremacist

He’d better not stray into muslime country if he wants to keep his virginity.


18 posted on 05/22/2016 9:53:38 AM PDT by IronJack
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After research, including embarrassing conversations with specialists, he constructed a goat outfit.

Really... there are 'specialists' for anything nowadays!

19 posted on 05/22/2016 9:53:49 AM PDT by hecticskeptic (In life it's important to know what you believe�.but more more importantly, why you believe it.)
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On the lighter brighter side,Target's willing to let him poop on their bathroom floors.. ‘cause we all know goats don't use toilets.

This guy's no more a goat than Bruce Jenner's a woman.

Lucky for him the management at Target is blind and vile..

20 posted on 05/22/2016 9:54:18 AM PDT by GOPJ (Liberals have nullified real laws & replaced them with PC Shadown Laws. It's totalitarian.)
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