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1 posted on 05/20/2016 2:51:32 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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“when an orange-haired woman wearing a leopard-print dress caught his eye”


What could go wrong?


2 posted on 05/20/2016 2:53:06 PM PDT by freedomlover
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A fool and his money are soon departed.


3 posted on 05/20/2016 2:55:08 PM PDT by bkopto
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He was foolish enough to let her see where he kept his money?
He went fast asleep, leaving her free to roam and financial graze, as she did. Now his private life is public.
Is he sure that ‘Dana’ was even a real woman? As in from birth?


5 posted on 05/20/2016 2:56:33 PM PDT by lee martell
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a fool and his money....


6 posted on 05/20/2016 2:56:55 PM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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You have to love a country where someone as stupid as this can accumulate $55,000.


8 posted on 05/20/2016 2:57:46 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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She wore her hair in an orange shoulder-length weave and sported a leopard-print dress...

I’ll bet that wasn’t all she was sporting.

A weave???

This guy is just lucky she was a nice girl.
I’m sure there are crewes out there that would
have killed him for that much money.


11 posted on 05/20/2016 3:01:00 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Forrest Gump was much smarter. Stupid is as stupid does.


12 posted on 05/20/2016 3:04:13 PM PDT by Thumper1960 (Trump-2016)
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Undoubtedly she gave him something in return.....


14 posted on 05/20/2016 3:05:27 PM PDT by hecticskeptic (In life it's important to know what you believe�.but more more importantly, why you believe it.)
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So now we can't trust orange-haired women in leopard-print dresses who hit on you in casinos?

What has happened to this world?

15 posted on 05/20/2016 3:05:55 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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16 posted on 05/20/2016 3:06:14 PM PDT by Gamecock ( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
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Sure sure. Thirty thousand huh? Why not call it 50? Heck make it an even hundred grand.


17 posted on 05/20/2016 3:07:17 PM PDT by Ray76 (Judge Roy Moore for Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States)
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


18 posted on 05/20/2016 3:08:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("We like us the way we are. That makes us real, true friends." ~ The Undead Thread)
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Despite two messages left on Paul's cell phone, he could not be reached for comment Friday.

Well, at that point there isn't a whole lot left to say...

19 posted on 05/20/2016 3:08:50 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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That was one costly bender....


20 posted on 05/20/2016 3:09:22 PM PDT by tflabo (truth or tyrrany)
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Her fingerprints are in the system, she’ll turn up somewhere.


22 posted on 05/20/2016 3:11:04 PM PDT by PLMerite (Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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He’s lucky he’s alive. And he’s too stupid to have that much cash.

Maybe he can get the Boss to buy that story as to what happened to the money.


23 posted on 05/20/2016 3:11:33 PM PDT by PAR35
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Here’s the punch line:

Paul made follow-up attempts to reach “Dana” on her cell phone, deputies said, but her number had been disconnected.

Bwahahahaha! Sucker


24 posted on 05/20/2016 3:14:32 PM PDT by Ray76 (Judge Roy Moore for Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States)
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wait till he starts to get that itching sensation, rash, pus discharge, etc...


25 posted on 05/20/2016 3:18:53 PM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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TTIWWP


26 posted on 05/20/2016 3:19:59 PM PDT by mykroar ("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
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so check the surveillance cameras...


29 posted on 05/20/2016 3:24:07 PM PDT by rolling_stone (1984)
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