How To Write A Good Opus

blueunicorn6 | 5/13/2016 | blueunicorn6

[AzSteven]

Isn’t the plural of ‘Opus’ the word ‘Opera’?

[Maceman]

I know that the plural of opus is opera. To me, opera is just some people putting themselves on a stage and waving their arms around and screaming something that nobody understands.

Shouldn't that be "opera are . . . ."

[advertising guy]

back in the day we said adios with 1 finger

no words were needed, maybe a lil body english for style points tho

[Stentor]

Isn’t the plural of ‘Opus’ the word ‘Opera’?

Couldn't even get to the second sentence, could you? LOL.

[NonValueAdded]

ROFL Well done!!!

[dhs12345]

And usually involves a fat lady in a horned helmet.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Excellent post!!

Alternative title suggestion: Opus Sandbox

[NonValueAdded]

This needs to be added to the FReeper Lore collection. I entered the appropriate keywords. Bravo Zulu

[blueunicorn6]

Mrs. Fredrickson!

You’re still around!

I’m sorry, but I still don’t know what a predicate nominative is!

Forgive me!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

To me, opera is just some people putting themselves on a stage and waving their arms around and screaming something that nobody understands.

Enjoy the opera. ;)

[Navy Patriot]

The one finger Opus:

[AndyJackson]

Before you can execute a really good opus that will get the attention it deserves you need to attend to the necessary preliminaries. You must spend several months thoroughly antagonizing a large number of participants in the forum.

Only then can you take your bow on stage and exit stage left.

[blueunicorn6]

Only in Arizona.

It is acceptable to use the word “opuses” everywhere else but in Schenectady.

[PGR88]

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

For full effect, one writing an opus should actually dictate their Opus sitting in a Prius. Nobody would ask what the plural of “opus” is under those conditions.

[ObozoMustGo2012]

In any good opus, the author should emphasis how much of a “principled conservative” they are, and how important that they “preserve” these principles by having a verbal tanturm filled with random insults, name calling, and projection of their hurt feelings.

[untenured]

Something tells me the three of you may be the sorts of people who might want to share your thoughts on this topic.

[Maceman]

Mrs. Fredrickson! You’re still around! I’m sorry, but I still don’t know what a predicate nominative is! Forgive me!

(I Hate These) Word Crimes.

[Vision Thing]

My complaint is that too many have opused out in replies to existing threads. They ain’t got the ‘nads to post their goodbye rants in their own original threads.