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1 posted on 05/11/2016 8:20:33 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Jeez, People!

Here’s the rules WE grew up with (pay attention):

1. Have penis: use men’s room.

2. Have vagina: use women’s room unless full. In such case women can use men’s room; at which point men use urinals only, while women are allowed to CUT IN LINE for the stalls.

3. Female with young vagina in tow: Use women’s room only .

Female with young penis in tow: Allowed to use women’s room, but must stay with child.

4. Male with young penis in tow: men’s room only.

5. Male with young vagina in tow: In most cases, can trust another female in women’s room with child. In not, may use men’s room in stall only, and allowed to CUT IN LINE to use stalls.

Transgender or ‘Questioning’ (shouting mode on):

YOU HAVE A MENTAL AND OR PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDER.
GET HELP AND/OR GET RIGHT WITH GOD.
LOOK DOWN AT GENITALS.
FOLLOW ABOVE STEPS 1-5 (Note: penis = male; vagina = female)
IF THIS IS A PROBLEM FOR YOU, THEN GO FIND A TREE OUTSIDE.

(shouting mode off)

Any questions?


31 posted on 05/11/2016 8:47:59 AM PDT by jimjohn
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Intelligent use of available resources. Were any men discommoded?


32 posted on 05/11/2016 8:48:55 AM PDT by Doug in CA
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Looks like the government is already doing potty patrol

sad world


36 posted on 05/11/2016 8:55:05 AM PDT by arl295
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Just say your a man, problem solved


37 posted on 05/11/2016 8:56:44 AM PDT by Donglalinger
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39 posted on 05/11/2016 8:58:41 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Kaslin

40 posted on 05/11/2016 8:59:29 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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To: Kaslin

I figured guys who listen to Garth Brooks probably do like to go into the women’s bathrooms.


53 posted on 05/11/2016 9:36:22 AM PDT by dfwgator
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What, she didn’t go before she left home? Or did that extra large Starbucks kick in?

This smells of set up.


64 posted on 05/11/2016 10:20:10 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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I was in the Fargo Dome Men’s Room when a woman did that about 6 years ago.

Several men jeered her as she cut in line for a stall. We hollered at her until she was done and left.

The Fargo Dome really needs to build more women’s stalls.

Which doesn’t excuse women’s awful behavior.


69 posted on 05/11/2016 11:40:04 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (All Hail!)
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sue

sue

sue

keep invading the men’s rooms, Ladies. Make those men stand in line - everywhere. The law will change soon enough if men have to stand cross-legged for 30 minutes, too.


71 posted on 05/11/2016 3:22:54 PM PDT by blueplum (March 11, 2016 - the day the First Amendment died?)
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