Posted on 05/10/2016 8:21:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Good stuff. Thanks
There may be a correlation between the daily pizza, and the falling over, and can’t get up thingee...
Perhaps the ambulance had an intravenous sausage-pepperoni-mushroom drip...
Oh, that’s funny.
I could be wrong, but that just might be a clue as to why he was laid out on the floor for 3 days. I'm gonna guess that his BMI is not "optimal".
Kush
In these times we need nice stories like this.
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Great story. Thanks for posting.
Great customer relations there, folks.
My liquor store just sends a get-well card.
“...has ordered a pizza almost every day for more than 10 years. “
I think I see the root of the problem right there.
At a pizza a day for ten years the CFO probably called the store wondering why cash flow was off. They sent out a search party.
Didn’t Joey Ramone eat nothing but pizza for years and years and it gave him health problems? Ha, now that I am older that really sounds like an urban myth.
Freegards
“There may be a correlation between the daily pizza, and the falling over, and cant get up thingee...”
That is what I was thinking. No more pizza for him.
“Didnt Joey Ramone eat nothing but pizza for years and years and it gave him health problems?”
I’m a big Ramones fan, but I admit I’ve never heard that one.
OTOH my brother basically lived on chocolate, milk and hamburgers for years and he was fine. OK, I admit he did die prematurely (as did all the Ramones which is sort of odd) but it was not due to obesity or any other diet related issue.
I think what these folks did is wonderful and I’m glad they helped this fellow.
My bowels would fall out processing a pizza a day for 10 years.
LOL
Oh come on...you’ve got all the food groups perfectly proportioned in that pie. Nothing more nutritious than pizza!
I always heard it was vitamin deficiency. I mean he only ate pizza. But I just read something after a search where he was saying they ate a lot of pizza but took care to take vitamins too.
Like I said, I swore I have heard this many times, and I was always like ‘hey he was hella weird looking’ so yeah that’s what happens when you eat nothing but pizza for 10 years or whatever. But now I am like, really? Nothing but pizza?
If you lead an active life, various pizzas for ever might be doable, if a little neurotic.
Freegards
Let’s do the math:
1-Orders a pizza every day
2-Found on the ground in need of medical attention
oh....I’m sorry....it just doesn’t add up....
ok, ok, I’m glad he’s recovering.
Is there a number for Pizza anonymous?
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