To: nickcarraway
2 posted on
05/10/2016 8:23:07 PM PDT by
DesertRhino
("I want those feeble minded asses overthrown,,,)
To: nickcarraway
There may be a correlation between the daily pizza, and the falling over, and can’t get up thingee...
3 posted on
05/10/2016 8:24:42 PM PDT by
kiryandil
(To the GOPee: "Giving the Democrats the Supreme Court means you ARE the Democrats.")
To: nickcarraway
OTOH, he went 2-3 days without pizza.
Perhaps the ambulance had an intravenous sausage-pepperoni-mushroom drip...
4 posted on
05/10/2016 8:26:31 PM PDT by
kiryandil
(To the GOPee: "Giving the Democrats the Supreme Court means you ARE the Democrats.")
To: nickcarraway
A manager said the customer, Kirk Alexander, 48, has ordered a pizza almost every day for more than 10 years.I could be wrong, but that just might be a clue as to why he was laid out on the floor for 3 days. I'm gonna guess that his BMI is not "optimal".
Kush
6 posted on
05/10/2016 8:27:38 PM PDT by
Kush
(The Original Lousy Sleeper Troll, That's Me.)
To: nickcarraway
In these times we need nice stories like this.
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7 posted on
05/10/2016 8:32:56 PM PDT by
Mears
To: nickcarraway
Great story. Thanks for posting.
8 posted on
05/10/2016 8:36:58 PM PDT by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
To: nickcarraway
My liquor store just sends a get-well card.
10 posted on
05/10/2016 8:40:44 PM PDT by
o-n-money
(We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
To: nickcarraway
“...has ordered a pizza almost every day for more than 10 years. “
I think I see the root of the problem right there.
11 posted on
05/10/2016 8:47:34 PM PDT by
PLMerite
(Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: nickcarraway
My bowels would fall out processing a pizza a day for 10 years.
To: nickcarraway
Let’s do the math:
1-Orders a pizza every day
2-Found on the ground in need of medical attention
oh....I’m sorry....it just doesn’t add up....
ok, ok, I’m glad he’s recovering.
Is there a number for Pizza anonymous?
20 posted on
05/10/2016 9:26:50 PM PDT by
G Larry
(ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS impose SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL Immigrants.)
To: nickcarraway
Good on them.
Glad that they helped that poor guy.
21 posted on
05/10/2016 9:29:07 PM PDT by
SIDENET
To: nickcarraway
22 posted on
05/10/2016 9:32:41 PM PDT by
BuckeyeTexan
(There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
To: nickcarraway
They saved his Life?
The must have decided not to sell him any more Pizza.
24 posted on
05/10/2016 9:43:27 PM PDT by
Kickass Conservative
(Hillary Clinton has killed four more People than Three Mile Island.)
To: nickcarraway
Doesn’t this prove that ordering pizza every day is good for you, otherwise he might not have been found in time . . .
To: nickcarraway
There is a portly fellow in my company who takes his home football team very seriously. Attends every home game, tailgates like a madman, and takes a vacation day every Monday following a home game.
He has an arrangement with the local pizza shop that his standing pie order be delivered every Monday at 1 pm....
... to his Bedroom Window.
33 posted on
05/11/2016 7:46:17 AM PDT by
ConservativeWarrior
(Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
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