He's been a vegan ever since. Maybe he should go back to eating burgers and fries.
At a family dinner, one of my nieces declared at the dinner table that she was now a vegan. I told her I was so sorry to hear that and asked if there was a cure for her condition. She did not think that was funny but the rest of the table laughed.
Get with the cigars again too...if he can remember where he stuck 'em.