"Who doesn't"?
Posted on 04/26/2016 9:23:45 AM PDT by Gamecock
About an hour into a red-eye American Airlines flight from San Francisco to Charlotte on Saturday, a passenger pulled his pants down, arched his back, and urinated on the floor of the airplane, according to an affidavit filed by the FBI Sunday.
Jordan Gardner, of Ludlow, Ky., was met by Charlotte-Mecklenburg police after the plane landed at 7:45 a.m. Sunday. He is being detained at Mecklenburg County Jail pending a hearing Thursday. He faces a criminal complaint of destruction of aircraft, according to court documents.
The passenger sitting next to Gardner summoned a flight attendant, who saw Gardner pulling up his pants, according to the report. The flight attendant sent him to the bathroom.
But after about 15 minutes, Gardner had not left the bathroom. When the flight attendant opened the door, she found him lying on the floor of the bathroom.
The flight attendant tried to clean the urine with club soda, but it still smelled when the plane landed at Charlotte Douglas.
Gardner, 28, told CMPD he had “only” had two double shots of vodka at the San Francisco Airport before the flight. Police reported they could still smell alcohol on his breath 11 hours after the flight took off.
Gardner told them the smell “may have been caused by the gum he was chewing,” according to the report.
The FBI said Gardner has a multistate criminal history, with charges and arrests for things such as battery, trespassing, auto theft, passing bad checks, being under the influence and vandalism.
Worst case of uromysitisis I’ve ever heard.
Must have had asparagus for lunch...
"Who doesn't"?
He didn’t know which bathroom was...oh skip it.
I have a theory about people who ‘gauge’ their ears. This supports it.
Another Joe Dirt wannabe.
What an absolutely revolting piece of trash. Oooooo.
Hair and earrings of a woman, beard and mustache of a man.
He was using the bathroom he felt was appropriate. Damn bigots and social conservatives!
Ear gauges,full sleeve tats,any tattoo on the face.They all scream inbreed idiot.
Likes the extra cooling? The whistling in, er, near, his ear?
Maybe he self-identifies as a dog,
Guess he thought he was in San Francisco already...
He thought he was auditioning for a remake of “The Big Lebowski.”
I think San Francisco is like NYC, in that you're allowed to pee anywhere you feel like it. So... can't do anything to him for that.
Yea I called it before seeing his pic
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