Your wife will probably live longer.
The key to retirement, IMHO, is keeping the number of wives to a minimum.
LOL!!! Seriously though, that is the best retirement plan ever!
lol. I can barely deal with one.
And you’re right. She is a hypochondriac (took a nap on Saturday and worried she was dying because she never takes nsps :))
but she will outlive me.
She led a clean life before we got married. Me, not so much.
In fact, one night when we were still friends, she met me at a bar because I was upset over a gal and she watched me eat cigarettes, knock the quarter line up off of the Pool table and wander around the neighborhood trying to open car doors and kicking trash.
Though we still didn’t date for a long time after that, that’s the night she said she fell in love.
Women.
Or marrying a single working woman much older than you who is close to retirement. A sister-in-law married a guy 15 years younger who had nothing going for him, married him and added him to her pension plan just before retiring a year later. Guy doesn't work and smiles a lot.