No more visits to Target.
They probably should’ve been scratched off years ago.
In my neck of the woods, we have Wal-Mart, Meiers and Target. Judging by the parking lot, this proclamation ought to about finish them off.
The bathroom that suits me best is the Employee’s bathroom. I can identify with them.
Better yet, I may identify with the ladies changing rooms and take a big dump in there.
We finally got a Target down here some years ago, I may have stepped foot in it once. This won’t make me feel anymore inclined to do so. The once I went, it seemed even seedier and bereft and bare-shelved than even Walmart.
I stopped years ago, I hate that store
Well, there goes my target shopping.
I won’t miss them—GOODBYE