What the hell is a Zaevion? Is it some kind of subatomic particle? An experimental aircraft? An allergy medication? Who would name their child something that pretentious and stupid?
If his mama saw a moving van right before delivery of Zaevlion, his name might have been Mayflower.
93 points in Scrabble
Actually, a Zaevion is a 15 year old kid who died protecting three girls from a drive by shooting. He jumped on top of them to keep them from running and probably getting shot and used himself as a shield. Jesus said "Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends." But, go ahead and make fun of his name.
Sub-surface particle now.