Posted on 04/14/2016 6:02:03 AM PDT by sheworelemon
Thrashing out the details of their new marriage contract with online relationship coach Suzie Johnson, the wealthy couple who have been wed for 12 years leave their hourlong Skype session feeling satisfied.
The husband agrees they can have a fifth child — while the wife consents to an infidelity clause allowing him to cheat with other women on a strictly annual basis.
“They agreed to a weekend amnesty, where the guy can do what he wants for just one weekend a year,” recalls Johnson, who runs the Dallas, Texas-based goasksuzie.com. “In return, she gets the bigger family she craved.”
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That will be a bitter harvest. People play these stupid games but eventually it ends in flames.
These are not marriages. They are legal sex worker contracts.
After eleven months of foreplay, he’ll be more than ready for his annual cheating session.
Any woman would be a fool to sign it and any man would be a world class jerk for proposing it.
The creepiness factor is off the charts with this one.
Getting ahead of the Heidi-Ted “arrangement”.
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Herpes. HPV. Syphilis. Chlamydia. Gonorrhea. Hepatitis. Crabs.
Divorce.
Hell.
Marry. Cheat. Divorce. Remarry. Cheat. Divorce. Remarry ...
“You surely will not die.”, said the serpent. I think of this all the time concerning all these issues. You kill your soul when you give in to all this.
Can we skip the Trump-Cruz wars on this non-political thread? Please?
Decent Americans are better off with a real truce, and not just a “I’ll stop when every person who even pretends to support the other side stops” gesture toward a truce that will never happen.
The bickering is not helping us to elect the best possible conservative in November. I want 99% or more of Cruz supporters to vote Trump, when he is nominated, even if they hold their noses. In the event that Cruz wins the nomination, I want 99% or more of Trump supporters to vote Cruz, even if they hold their noses. Offending the other side does not encourage them to vote Trump (or Cruz) in November.
I cannot help wondering how many of those who stir up the Trump-Cruz wars are actually paid trolls taking Jeb/Hillary/Soros money to cause trouble - not all of them but probably enough to set the toxic tone.
I stand by my recurring statement:
Cruz and Trump are both imperfect but they agree far more than 80% of the time (see my tagline from Ronald Reagan). They should be friends and allies, and we should treat both of them as such.
People can pretend these contracts have something to do with real marriage, but they don’t. Gay “marriage” and open “marriage” may have a legal meaning, but they have no moral or spiritual standing. Government officials with guns can force decent people to either help celebrate this nonsense or pay extortion money as a penalty, but even that level of force cannot change reality.
A marriage is one man and one woman, who intend to forsake all others. People make bad decisions, including cheating on their spouses, but planning and negotiating to betray your spouse strikes me as particularly vile:
“Sure, you can have a child that you’ll raise as a single parent because I don’t have any interest, but only if you ignore my misdeeds.”
“Okay, but I want a cap on your number of flings, and I want . . .”
Marriage? Two people becoming one? I think not.
I see it like this: we humans were very dependent upon one another until very recently in human history.
Women were very dependent upon men for their survival, and cultures evolved with this in mind.
Now, however, women are told they do not need men (or even children) to be happy, let alone for survival.
Thus, women incorrectly believe they have been emancipated from their role and responsibility in society. They are free to spread their wings and fly!
And as a result, our society and culture crumbles.
Once we completely implode as a society, those Gurl Power chicks will be in my basement running a treadmill to produce electricity because that will be the sole benefit they provide.
Sous like someone watched the movie “Same Time Next Year”
Sadly, we’ve lost our moral compass.
Or “Hall Pass”.
Sheesh - used to be guys who needed a break from marriage went fishing for a weekend.
I would be pleased to do so.
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