[Just mythoughts]

Got to be another Ted..conservative Ted would never hire a sex service.

[tennmountainman]

Cruz would raise and wave the bible first,
then make the phone call.

[grania]

Cruz isn't particularly appealing. If he were inclined to cheat, might make sense.

Cruzers: Before you hyperventilate, notice my deliberate choice of the word "were". It's condition contrary to fact. I find it hard to believe that five woman would choose to have an interlude with Ted.