I really wanna get in on this "recent study shows" racket and maybe grab some big bucks grant money for myself ... my proven theorum will state as such:
"A new study by scientists at the Mr_Moonlight Research Institute shows that non-botanical living beings that inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide tend to survive far far longer than those which don't"
Think that could be worth a million or two ???
- MM
To: Mr_Moonlight
How much grant money did LAZ get?
2 posted on
03/21/2016 5:17:03 AM PDT by
Dr. Ursus
To: Mr_Moonlight
In the words of Dr. Marta from The Bourne Legacy...
“I was there for the science. We were all there for science!” Uh, yeah.
3 posted on
03/21/2016 5:18:21 AM PDT by
Shugee
To: Mr_Moonlight
To: Mr_Moonlight
I really wanna get in on this "recent study shows" racket and maybe grab some big bucks grant money for myself Plus you can use this one in bars... "Hey baby, I'm doing this science experiment..."
To: Mr_Moonlight
"...week...whiskers..or worsted SNOT HAIRS"
6 posted on
03/21/2016 5:20:56 AM PDT by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..nevere store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Mr_Moonlight
Simple answer: He’s imaging ANOTHER pair of lips located straight south of the navel.
8 posted on
03/21/2016 5:23:34 AM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: Mr_Moonlight; MeganC; Lazamataz
What I did this morning.
1. Woke up
2. Found Girl
3. Kissed Girl
Except it happened 2, 3, then 1.
12 posted on
03/21/2016 5:30:41 AM PDT by
KC_Lion
(Trump supporters aren't bought and paid for, Cruz supporters aren't establishment shills, okay? Good)
To: Mr_Moonlight
You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips....
13 posted on
03/21/2016 5:33:05 AM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Well I guess the is impotent.
14 posted on
03/21/2016 5:43:31 AM PDT by
McGruff
(Just another "Low Information Voter" for Trump)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Because they are having a fantasy about someone else??
16 posted on
03/21/2016 5:44:56 AM PDT by
CodeToad
(Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
To: Mr_Moonlight
17 posted on
03/21/2016 5:46:42 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Except when they are watching porn:-)
18 posted on
03/21/2016 5:48:45 AM PDT by
Harpotoo
To: Mr_Moonlight
Same thing as getting busy in the dark.
Its all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out.
25 posted on
03/21/2016 6:07:48 AM PDT by
headstamp 2
(Fear is the mind killer.)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Duh!
When 2 people kiss with their eyes open, they go cross eyed.
Which is not sexy because: the girl will invariably burst out laughing, which causes the fellow to lose his—uh—motivation.
There. Now gimme some money.
29 posted on
03/21/2016 7:49:51 AM PDT by
mumblypeg
(Reality is way more complicated than the internet. That's why I'm here.)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Well you’ve heard the one about the fifty foot tube.
32 posted on
03/21/2016 9:24:13 AM PDT by
jetson
To: Big Giant Head
To: Mr_Moonlight
People can’t kiss and chew gum and the same time?
35 posted on
03/21/2016 10:49:26 AM PDT by
Albion Wilde
(Who can actually defeat the Democrats in 2016? -- the most important thing about all candidates.)
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