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If the Lord of the Rings movies had been made today, Frodo and Sam would have been gay lovers.

Just to appease less than 2% of the population.

1 posted on 03/05/2016 6:15:05 PM PST by Samwell Tarly
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To: Samwell Tarly

A movie already discusses that very point;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8

Adult Language Warning.


30 posted on 03/05/2016 6:33:11 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Samwell Tarly

It’s going to come as a shock to Mara Jade.


31 posted on 03/05/2016 6:34:22 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Why actors are not allowed to go off script.


32 posted on 03/05/2016 6:36:04 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Samwell Tarly

The one question that Liberal Twits and Democrat Gits will NEVER understand is;

Who cares whether he is gay or not?


33 posted on 03/05/2016 6:36:07 PM PST by bakeneko
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Maybe Luke is robosexual and he and c3po are doing it.

Don’t be robophobic.


35 posted on 03/05/2016 6:37:42 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Well, he WAS the least cool character, right? I mean if I had to pick, the male Skywalkers, Anakin and Luke, were kinda whiney weirdos and gave off the gayest vibes, and had the worst performances. Even dumb kid Anakin in the first remake was simply terrible.

Freegards


36 posted on 03/05/2016 6:41:53 PM PST by Ransomed
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To: Samwell Tarly

Zulu = Homo. So...


37 posted on 03/05/2016 6:42:11 PM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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Well Luke did show a tendency to incest with his Sister.

Of course that was before he knew that she was.


38 posted on 03/05/2016 6:43:28 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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Luke Skyprancer?


40 posted on 03/05/2016 6:45:26 PM PST by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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Back in the early 80’s when I was reading “The Lord of the Rings” I remember thinking Frodo and Sam were a little sweet on each other.


41 posted on 03/05/2016 6:45:54 PM PST by Tailback
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Guess he will fly the X-Schwing fighter.


42 posted on 03/05/2016 6:49:07 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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‘I’m gay and it’s tough. Could Luke be gay?’

What kind of question is that for that circumstance? How about this:

“I’m gay, could Lassie be gay?”

“I’m gay, could Hannibal Lecter be gay?”

What the heck?


43 posted on 03/05/2016 6:54:42 PM PST by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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If you think Luke is gay, of course he is.

That's some twisted thinking.

45 posted on 03/05/2016 7:02:48 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.)
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Hamill has a very devious sense of humor. Ths could be him deliberately tweaking some reporters nose.

CC


49 posted on 03/05/2016 7:11:24 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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“But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power convertors! Whaaaa!”


51 posted on 03/05/2016 7:12:36 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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I always thought C3Po got a little to charged up when R2D2’s little probe thingy came out....so maybe they are rumpers also?


52 posted on 03/05/2016 7:39:20 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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ping


53 posted on 03/05/2016 7:41:22 PM PST by Cowboy Bob (With Trump & Cruz, America can't lose!)
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Weird. He wasn’t “gay” until he went to work for Disney.


54 posted on 03/05/2016 8:25:19 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (America is not a dump, sewer or "refugee" camp. It's my home.)
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Just to appease less than 2% of the population.

The number is even smaller: .5 - 1.5%.

56 posted on 03/05/2016 8:51:21 PM PST by cloudmountain
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Mark Hamill is very liberal and strongly supports Obama so of course he’d say something stupid like that.


59 posted on 03/05/2016 9:09:48 PM PST by No Dems 2016
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