Posted on 03/05/2016 6:15:05 PM PST by Samwell Tarly
The cast members are not allowed to give away plot lines and character revelations. Hamill is just being a PC stooge, he would not be permitted to give away show secrets.
“Luuuuuuuke. (heavy breathing) I’m your baby daddy”.
I’m telling!
They were just made a few years ago. Were they gay?
Being gay must suck if you are writing to a complete stranger with your gay problems.
Luke Fudgepacker?
Card don’t get topped up ‘til end of month, baby.
He was also a TransIncestual, funny that Hamil didn't speak to Luke's attraction to Droids or Hans bestiality fetish for Chewbacca.
How does he prove that?
They pulled this zact same scam two Bond films ago, you know, where they designed a single 10-second “Abercrombie Bond, walking out of the ocean” in the banana hammock scene to make the wild claims credible:
Bond homo! Bond homo! Bond homo.
And suckaz fell for it up the ying-yang and it was all they could talk about:
“Bond will be in a circle-jerk, Bond will pull a train of brauny MI-6 operators, Bond will French-kiss Q...”
And what did we get?
He got punched in the balls a couple times, so what.
It’s a marketing SCAM.
NO part of the film is going to cast Luke as butt-pirate.
A movie already discusses that very point;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8
Adult Language Warning.
It’s going to come as a shock to Mara Jade.
Why actors are not allowed to go off script.
The one question that Liberal Twits and Democrat Gits will NEVER understand is;
Who cares whether he is gay or not?
That would be it for me, too....
Geez, just can’t help themselves, can they?
Maybe Luke is robosexual and he and c3po are doing it.
Don’t be robophobic.
Well, he WAS the least cool character, right? I mean if I had to pick, the male Skywalkers, Anakin and Luke, were kinda whiney weirdos and gave off the gayest vibes, and had the worst performances. Even dumb kid Anakin in the first remake was simply terrible.
Freegards
Zulu = Homo. So...
Well Luke did show a tendency to incest with his Sister.
Of course that was before he knew that she was.
There are too many people who can't or won't comprehend the rest of the world unless it's been sexualized.
And too many of those people are in entertainment, in media, in government.
Luke Skyprancer?
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