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Donald Trump is Broke, His Dog has Fleas, and His Grass Needs Cutting!
Opinion | 19 Feb 16 | Not long for this thread

Posted on 02/19/2016 11:38:13 AM PST by xzins

It is true.

Every word.

I swear it on a stack of national geographics.

Donald Trump doesn't have a dime to his name. If he wanted a gumball at the dime store, he'd have to take out a loan.

His dog has the worst kind of fleas. The living kind. The poor thing lays down on his side, his leg flies as he gouges fleas.

Donald's grass would make Toro send in a biblical plague of locusts.


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KEYWORDS: donald; itstrueitsdamntrue; trump
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1 posted on 02/19/2016 11:38:13 AM PST by xzins
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Not long for this sidebar.

I swear it!


2 posted on 02/19/2016 11:38:37 AM PST by xzins (Have YOU Donated to the Freep-a-Thon? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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Why?


3 posted on 02/19/2016 11:38:54 AM PST by mn-bush-man
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HAAA good one!


4 posted on 02/19/2016 11:39:14 AM PST by MNJohnnie ( Tyranny, like Hell, is not easily conquered)
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Good enough for us here at RedState!

You’re hired!!!


5 posted on 02/19/2016 11:39:14 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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Donald Trump Hates Puppies. ;-)


6 posted on 02/19/2016 11:39:33 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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I hope you have a day job.


7 posted on 02/19/2016 11:39:39 AM PST by Mr. Lucky
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His hair is too yellow and his skin too orange! I hope he fixes those things when he’s President ;)


8 posted on 02/19/2016 11:39:59 AM PST by catbertz
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And this is breaking news? Someone is losing it (along with Trump).


9 posted on 02/19/2016 11:40:01 AM PST by for-q-clinton (If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
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What’s the point?


10 posted on 02/19/2016 11:40:27 AM PST by dschapin
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Don’t get me started on the baby seals...


11 posted on 02/19/2016 11:40:48 AM PST by glasseye
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Proposing new GOP talking points, eh?


12 posted on 02/19/2016 11:41:18 AM PST by dware (Everybody wants to be a patriot, until it's time to do patriot stuff.)
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Not only that, but I heard that some other stuff too!!

I am SERIES


13 posted on 02/19/2016 11:41:40 AM PST by Mr. K (Trump/Cruz 2016)
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It’s even worse than you knew. The roof leaks and the back door latch is broken.


14 posted on 02/19/2016 11:42:02 AM PST by LucyT
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15 posted on 02/19/2016 11:43:24 AM PST by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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You forgot to mention that he used eminent domain to build that flea bitten dogs dog house.


16 posted on 02/19/2016 11:44:15 AM PST by DouglasKC
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:>)


17 posted on 02/19/2016 11:44:15 AM PST by xzins (Have YOU Donated to the Freep-a-Thon? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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He has a lawn in “NEW YORK CITY”

I bet he is that guy that makes Picante sauce there too.


18 posted on 02/19/2016 11:45:58 AM PST by ThomasThomas (Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions.)
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Yes, he took Goofie’s House to build Pluto’s.

(IS Goofie a dog?)


19 posted on 02/19/2016 11:46:22 AM PST by xzins (Have YOU Donated to the Freep-a-Thon? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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A new NBC/WSJ Poll says this is true


20 posted on 02/19/2016 11:46:30 AM PST by bigbob ("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
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