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Donald Trump is Broke, His Dog has Fleas, and His Grass Needs Cutting!
Opinion | 19 Feb 16 | Not long for this thread

Posted on 02/19/2016 11:38:13 AM PST by xzins

It is true.

Every word.

I swear it on a stack of national geographics.

Donald Trump doesn't have a dime to his name. If he wanted a gumball at the dime store, he'd have to take out a loan.

His dog has the worst kind of fleas. The living kind. The poor thing lays down on his side, his leg flies as he gouges fleas.

Donald's grass would make Toro send in a biblical plague of locusts.


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To: xzins

Bummer. I’ll cut his grass if it will help.

Wait a minute, Trump Tower has no grass...

5.56mm


101 posted on 02/19/2016 12:40:52 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: ThomasThomas
"He has a lawn in “NEW YORK CITY”

I bet he is that guy that makes Picante sauce there too."

Get a rope.

102 posted on 02/19/2016 12:41:26 PM PST by West Texas Chuck (OBAMA: Fundamentally Twerking America)
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To: dschapin

The point is all yours. You own it.

Lies, misreps, and cage liner old news from the attic is the stock and trade with Cruzaders, Bushbots, (if their are any left).

This little opus is an answer to the flailing attempts that something can be made to “stick” against the Gladiator.


103 posted on 02/19/2016 1:04:14 PM PST by RitaOK ( VIVA CRISTO REY / Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming)
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To: xzins

First thing he did when he arrived in South Carolina, he passed gas!


104 posted on 02/19/2016 1:10:07 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Who can actually defeat the Democrats in 2016? -- the most important thing about all candidates.)
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To: Albion Wilde

But did it have 15% ethanol?!

:>)


105 posted on 02/19/2016 1:13:11 PM PST by xzins (Have YOU Donated to the Freep-a-Thon? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: AndyJackson; LucyT; All

that hack he lives in needs new screen doors and a paint job badly. bringing down the values of other HOA homes


106 posted on 02/19/2016 1:20:32 PM PST by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
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To: AF_Blue
"Donald Trump's brain was transplanted into a certain recently-deceased orange cat"

Word!

107 posted on 02/19/2016 1:54:59 PM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: outofsalt
"Donald Trump's brain was transplanted into a certain recently-deceased orange cat"

#orangelivesmatter

108 posted on 02/19/2016 1:58:09 PM PST by Sideshow Bob
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To: r_barton
He backs his jet into the parking place.

Into the handicapped too!
109 posted on 02/19/2016 2:00:15 PM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media. #2ndAmendmentMatters)
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To: 20yearsofinternet

The toilet things is worse then it appears. He tossed aside soooo many ladies because they wouldn’t put the seat back up!


110 posted on 02/19/2016 2:03:13 PM PST by WorksinKOP
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To: xzins


Oh dear! Thanks very much for telling us.

Poor Mr. Trump. He's really in dire need of a job and a new place to live!

Thank God, the new First Family always gets a new puppy too!

The White House has such nice lawns. President Trump needn't ever worry about such petty things again.


111 posted on 02/19/2016 2:12:40 PM PST by onyx (YOU'RE POSTING HERE, HOPE YOU'RE A DONOR! FReepLoaders are RUDE)
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To: onyx

:>)

Do you remember an old cartoon...something like “All in a day’s work”


112 posted on 02/19/2016 2:24:36 PM PST by xzins (Have YOU Donated to the Freep-a-Thon? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: xzins

113 posted on 02/19/2016 2:25:12 PM PST by Daffynition (*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
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To: xzins

And he is a big poopie-head!


114 posted on 02/19/2016 2:26:26 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: exit82

And his father was a mailman.


115 posted on 02/19/2016 2:31:01 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: catbertz
His last rally in Florida this afternoon, he seemed to be sweeping his hand across his forehead a number of times. As if a hair had gone wild and the end of the lock might have been in his eye, or tickling his face or something similar. This is NOT a criticism, simply an observation, but when he turns his back to the camera, his hair does come across as if it might be seen as a rendition of a super hero in the comics. Buck Rogers? Superman? Some men should be so lucky. Amazed he has had the stamina to continue on thru tomorrow. And then it begins anew. GO TRiUMPh
116 posted on 02/19/2016 2:33:28 PM PST by V K Lee (u TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP to TRIUMPH Follow the lead MAKE AMERICA GREAT)
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To: V K Lee

I will always say that the public have NO idea how seriously grueling these campaigns can be, especially the general. Even for a Trump with his cushy jet. I’m amazed the candidates aren’t constantly sick, and that no-one has ever dropped dead from exhaustion.


117 posted on 02/19/2016 3:05:51 PM PST by catbertz
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To: catbertz
For a minute there, I thought this was a serious thread.
Has all this stuff been fact checked by Karl Rover and his magic whiteboard?
118 posted on 02/19/2016 4:58:46 PM PST by publius911 (IMPEACH HIM NOW evil, stupid, insane ignorant or just clueless, doesn't matter!)
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To: r_barton
If a baby is conceived on a mattress without a tag, can it ever be president. ;-)

Yes, when it grows up, because we no longer have an NBC requirement; but it can be on welfare right away, even if it was an undocumented American mattress.

119 posted on 02/19/2016 5:58:22 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Who can actually defeat the Democrats in 2016? -- the most important thing about all candidates.)
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To: Albion Wilde
I keep telling you....


120 posted on 02/19/2016 5:59:46 PM PST by Daffynition (*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
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