[Hot Tabasco]

accidentally dug up by a badger.

Wow, an archaeological team from Wisconsin. Who would have thought........

[katana]

Good thing. A Wolverine would have chewed up everything and then pissed all over the remains so no one else could use it :).

[Bigg Red]

...accidentally dug up by a badger....

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Well, I think it’s speciesism to assume that the badger did this accidentally. Perhaps he was doing deliberate archaeological research.