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To: NEMDF

I bought a new machete just the other day from the walmarts to make quick work of catfish I pull into my boat.
Hack... gut... in the cooler.. go to the next rig.

I was surprised at how easy it was to purchase. Why, those things are deadly.


5 posted on 02/12/2016 8:28:20 AM PST by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: envisio
I bought a new machete just the other day from the walmarts to make quick work of catfish I pull into my boat. Hack... gut... in the cooler.. go to the next rig.

I was surprised at how easy it was to purchase. Why, those things are deadly.

What? No background check? No waiting period? No government issued license?

9 posted on 02/12/2016 8:36:58 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: envisio
I bought a new machete just the other day from the walmarts to make quick work of catfish I pull into my boat. Hack... gut... in the cooler.. go to the next rig. I was surprised at how easy it was to purchase. Why, those things are deadly.

Cold Steel makes a machete modeled after a Roman gladius. It's considered a "machete" because the blade has a flat cross section; no distal taper. A machete in name only.

Amazon - Cold Steel gladius

I got one a Academy, and I must say, the thing is a beast with a needle sharp point. The blade is slightly flexible. It's really more of a thrusting weapon like an ancient gladius. It would suffice for chopping, but unlike a machete, it's double-edged.

Just the thing for jihadists if you don't have a firearm. They hate the sight of their own blood even more than pork.

14 posted on 02/12/2016 8:52:50 AM PST by Spirochete (GOP: Give Obama Power)
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