Posted on 02/12/2016 4:45:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Hey baby are you a broom? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. 
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
What's your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you ask Thomas Paine, he'll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Chemists do it on the table periodically.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.
If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
You're sweeter than 3.14
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You're lookin' sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural.
You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
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Like, what, 2 inches? (lol)
“I’m Victoria. Hi.” (Or something like that.)
Hilarious!
I love it!
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