Laughing at the neighbor with the boob job...
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When we moved into our new home, my husband took a keen interest in the perfecting the front landscaping. He was out there every Saturday without fail.
He had been working on it for several weeks, when one day I happened to walk out front at just the right time. And there she was - across the street and down one home.
Long brown hair tied in a casual pony tail, bikini top and short shorts that showed off a lovely, tanned form. A beautiful, twenty something mowing her yard. (she may have been older, but looked great from my perspective)
I laughed out loud! For as long as she owned that home, I asked my husband every Saturday if he was going to see “Miss Titties” today. LOL! Never bothered me a bit, I enjoyed ribbing him about it.
RE Neighbor:
Yeah.... there’s ALL sorts of dangerous distractions out there in the Suburban Jungle for us Lawn Warriors, haha!!