1 posted on
01/31/2016 8:54:14 AM PST by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Come-on, who among us haven't taken 2 monkeys into a motel room?
Anyone?
Anyone?
38 posted on
01/31/2016 9:21:00 AM PST by
PROCON
(Proud CRUZader!)
To: BenLurkin
Ok, had to click that headline.
You win.
41 posted on
01/31/2016 9:31:23 AM PST by
BlueNgold
(May I suggest a very nice 1788 Article V with your supper...)
To: BenLurkin
Decades ago there was a good looking gal that worked for a travel agency my company dealt with and she would always deliver the airline tickets for our managers to our payroll dept.
One day I decided to ask her out to lunch and while dining, the topic turned to pets and she said she had a pet monkey..........I think monkeys are disgusting creatures and people who own them as pets are weird....I never asked her out again.
43 posted on
01/31/2016 9:37:48 AM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(Dear Santa: Please find a home for every homeless and unwanted cat and dog that is suffering)
To: BenLurkin
51 posted on
01/31/2016 10:04:08 AM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: BenLurkin
Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith? Or Dolenz and Tork?
To: BenLurkin
57 posted on
01/31/2016 10:21:33 AM PST by
rrrod
(just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l)
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60 posted on
01/31/2016 10:40:11 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(Obama is more supportive of Iran's right to defend its territorial borders than he is of the USA's.)
To: BenLurkin
I expect this will be in Dana Loesch's "Florida Man" segment.
71 posted on
01/31/2016 11:44:03 AM PST by
KarlInOhio
(An orange jumpsuit is the new black pantsuit.)
To: BenLurkin
They say that if you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters and let them type randomly for a million years, eventually one of them will randomly type out the works of Shakespeare.
Sorry, but I'm not buying that one.
In fact, I bet you wouldn't even get one chapter of a Stephen King novel.
To: BenLurkin
Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: PoliceIf you put 2 Live Monkeys in front of a typewriter, will they eventually bang out an obscene rap song?
To: BenLurkin
There’s probably a story here.
82 posted on
01/31/2016 4:15:49 PM PST by
Oztrich Boy
('Life is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy for those who feel' - Horace Walpole)
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