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1 posted on 01/31/2016 8:54:14 AM PST by BenLurkin
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Shouldn’t the headline read, “Dead Woman, Two Live Monkeys, and Incoherent Man Found” etc.?

As it stands, the obvious interpretation is that ONLY a dead woman and two live monkeys were found.


2 posted on 01/31/2016 8:55:58 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Government employees are the single most important Democrat interest group."~Kevin Williamson)
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Sounds like it WAS her circus.


3 posted on 01/31/2016 8:56:09 AM PST by savedbygrace (But God!)
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Now this is a strange case!

Call Charlie Chan....or Sherlock Holmes.


5 posted on 01/31/2016 8:57:40 AM PST by Bobalu (I told you so!)
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Dead person and live monkeys in the room?

I aint goin in there without level IV containment!


6 posted on 01/31/2016 8:58:02 AM PST by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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This is a VERY small town on Highway 17 in mid-central FL... a few flat miles north where the land slopes down to the central Everglades. Worked a few months just north of there in Bowling Green FL.

Hint: The local N-S highway is the “Cracker highway” - gives you an idea of the region. Pretty rural, cattle and orchards and phosphate mining. Alligators, mosquitoes, bugs.


8 posted on 01/31/2016 8:59:36 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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Monkey business is suspected.
9 posted on 01/31/2016 8:59:52 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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As always, Florida continues to excel at producing news with major WTF factor.


10 posted on 01/31/2016 9:00:29 AM PST by dinodino
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Gotta be some really GOOD reason why crap like this is being posted on FR still.


13 posted on 01/31/2016 9:00:39 AM PST by Resettozero
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And the monkeys ain’t talkin.


16 posted on 01/31/2016 9:03:51 AM PST by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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“Death by Monkeys”


18 posted on 01/31/2016 9:06:40 AM PST by dfwgator
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Did they have a li-cense for the minky?


22 posted on 01/31/2016 9:08:42 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Political Correctness is a kool-aid drinking suicide cult)
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Check for Bill Clinton’s fingerprints.


23 posted on 01/31/2016 9:08:44 AM PST by kabar
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I think I saw that movie.

I'm sure I saw that movie more than once . . .

. . . or twice.

24 posted on 01/31/2016 9:09:48 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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Must have been quite a party


25 posted on 01/31/2016 9:10:20 AM PST by PGR88
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26 posted on 01/31/2016 9:13:03 AM PST by dfwgator
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the continuation of irrelevant news entertainment to 'plug in' advertising.
or worse, distract you from important things,
In other news
....Cat loves you 5.0 times less then Dog...
....Teenager takes Selfie on pyramid
....a man walks down the street, shoe laces missing...mystery

27 posted on 01/31/2016 9:13:08 AM PST by Koracan
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Must have been some party.


31 posted on 01/31/2016 9:16:53 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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What is this? A Warren Zevon song?


33 posted on 01/31/2016 9:17:31 AM PST by Behind Liberal Lines (Obama loves America the way OJ loved Nicole's)
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“Room service? I asked for a double cappuccinO!”


34 posted on 01/31/2016 9:18:24 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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37 posted on 01/31/2016 9:20:37 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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