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20-year-old woman insists she's a cat trapped in a human's body
mashable ^

Posted on 01/28/2016 10:09:38 AM PST by BenLurkin

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To: Nea Wood

LOL

She’s “tetched” in the head.


41 posted on 01/28/2016 10:34:34 AM PST by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: BenLurkin

Trying to get free flights by being someones emotional support animal?


42 posted on 01/28/2016 10:34:48 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Political Correctness is a kool-aid drinking suicide cult)
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To: BenLurkin

Does she clean her own litter box?


43 posted on 01/28/2016 10:35:08 AM PST by PROCON (Proud CRUZader!)
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To: Nervous Tick

>> What brand of Cat Litter does Nano prefurrr?

Depends.


LOL

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44 posted on 01/28/2016 10:35:42 AM PST by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: BenLurkin

Been there, done that.

45 posted on 01/28/2016 10:37:11 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: BenLurkin

Never saw selina kyle walk on her knees


46 posted on 01/28/2016 10:38:09 AM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: To Hell With Poverty; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
Sounds like the premise for a porno movie.


47 posted on 01/28/2016 10:40:53 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: BenLurkin

Her psychologist.
This right here is a shrink’s dream. She is job security for this shrink.
Her psychologist could probably fix her mental illness, but why? Why kill a cash cow?


48 posted on 01/28/2016 10:41:12 AM PST by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: BenLurkin

Bloody Kelly, is that you?


49 posted on 01/28/2016 10:41:56 AM PST by TornadoAlley3 (I like Trump and Cruz. Leave me the heck alone.)
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To: laplata

Give her a half dozen live mice for dinner.


Exactly. And limit her toilet access to a litter box.

Then get back to me on the “ I wanna be a cat” thing.


50 posted on 01/28/2016 10:43:12 AM PST by freedomlover
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To: Vaquero

Typical LIB loon...typical. It is obvious why LIBs closed mental hospitals in the 1960’s-70’s.


51 posted on 01/28/2016 10:43:24 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Vaquero

Yes, well, that’s not the only thing they don’t have in common.


52 posted on 01/28/2016 10:43:33 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lazamataz; Responsibility2nd

And you know how cats do it... bite her on the back of her neck and hold her down in a dark alley.
Hey, she’s the one that said she wants to be a cat.


53 posted on 01/28/2016 10:43:36 AM PST by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: BenLurkin

I believe the mentally disturbed are now a protected class. Fortunately, cats can’t cash government checks.


54 posted on 01/28/2016 10:43:42 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Cboldt
"No pussy jokes yet?"

There is something about that line of thought that just doesn't seem appropriate for FR. It's tacky, like the f-bomb. There are too many leftist sewers for that.

55 posted on 01/28/2016 10:45:23 AM PST by jonascord (It's sarcasm unless otherwise noted... This time, it's not.)
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To: BenLurkin

I’m losing track of all of the permutations coming out. What is this called, transbeastial?

I can see that being useful if she’d strap Swifter pads to her hands and knees.


56 posted on 01/28/2016 10:45:42 AM PST by meatloaf
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To: BenLurkin
Pretty Kitty
57 posted on 01/28/2016 10:46:28 AM PST by Trillian
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
At first, I thought that was carrot top
58 posted on 01/28/2016 10:46:53 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: BenLurkin

I’m just picturing her hacking up a fur ball.


59 posted on 01/28/2016 10:47:12 AM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: envisio

>> Why kill a cash cow?

Now that you mention it, she looks more like a cow than a kitty.


60 posted on 01/28/2016 10:48:49 AM PST by Nervous Tick (There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed was his demon-possessed tool.)
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