You forgot.
Zombies.
Correct, Mister Lazamataz.
Having talked it over with Ambassador Keyes, Michael Savage, Glenn Beck, and the valued imput of Jeffy, it only makes sense.
We must send out the zombie virus to lower our collective metabolism and stretch the calorie value of our dwindling food stores.
But I still believe we will walk free.
Stupid-and-free?
Yes.
But our government will be freely elected zombies. And with everyone having the same brain power, the elections would be more fair.