>> I suppose there could be some legit ones.
There probably are. I’m just poking some irreverent fun.
I had an aunt (since passed) who was “all ate up” with the genealogy stuff. She bragged that she had us traced back to Charlemagne. I used to yank her chain by wondering aloud why EVERY family gynecologist traces the roots back to Charlemagne or Catherine the Great or King Gustav or something... never to some peasant. There were WAY more peasants.
-——There were WAY more peasants-——
yes but....... he likely screwed around and there is no accurate count of his actual progeny.