All said though, how does it feel now being one of the Norman overlords? I hope that you do not attempt to take up the exercise of droit du seigneur on the local maidens. The times being what they are, that could set the local gendarmes and outraged and armed male kinfolk after you.
Unless, of course. he claims to be Muslim and moves back to Europe as a "refugee".
My God man if you had a lot of Zeta Jones running around what would do?