My God man if you had a lot of Zeta Jones running around what would do?
My family roots on both sides are fairly well researched but undistinguished. Perhaps the best story I have to offer is of a thrice great aunt of the Guinness brewing clan who was disinherited for marrying into my Irish side of the family and converting to Catholicism.
Ah, Bill, maybe we’re related! I’m a Jones by birth. Jones, Davis...plenty of Welsh background on my dad’s side. Indeed I am Not Guilty. ;)
My great uncle brought back a war bride from England, but she wound up committing suicide via skill saw. He was a pulp SciFi writer, Neil R. Jones. Well guess I just blew my cover, heh.