“Other than that, what have the Romans EVER done for us?”
When the city was buried in ash, the wife of the dry cleaner died wearing someone else’s elegant toga. Figures.
The People’s Front of Judea.
FROM MEL BROOK’s HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART 1
Comicus, unemployed comedian and looking to collect welfare...
Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of
human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus: *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Comicus: Yes!
Chef Boyardi!